...the best way to make my afternoon as entertaining as possible is to call me and say:
"Hey Honey, how would you like some of my red snapper tonight?"
Because then I get to spend the rest of the day at work (not to mention all evening at home) thinking up outrageously fun double entendres that the boys don't understand yet. (And sure as hell better not for a good 10 years AT LEAST!) I shoulda had a microphone with me.
Never underestimate the lascivious value of seafood.
And the best part? I got to bring some of my wife's leftover red snapper to eat at work for lunch today.
I've warped my wife so badly over the years that she catches these as often as I do.
Fun!
Posted by: Mark | Tuesday, 16 October 2007 at 02:31 PM
Ha. You guys never grow up do you? But then again, I always laugh anytime anyone says, "balls," in any context.
Posted by: Hazel | Tuesday, 16 October 2007 at 08:37 PM
*LOL* excellent one.. makes me wish my wife liked fish!
Posted by: Dave | Wednesday, 17 October 2007 at 05:15 AM
see we had salmon and it is not nearly as suggestive or amusing. But it was good.
Posted by: TerriTorial | Wednesday, 17 October 2007 at 10:39 AM
Ok, Simon. It might be a little awkward when I call and ask you that, but if it will make your day that much better...
Posted by: Moksha Gren | Wednesday, 17 October 2007 at 10:54 AM
We were discussing strange Google hits the other day. Congratulations, Simon, you are now Google's number 1 hit for the unquoted phrase: my wife's lascivious red snapper. I can only imagine how proud you must be.
Posted by: Moksha Gren | Tuesday, 23 October 2007 at 12:06 PM