Dinner conversation

Simon: Uh, Aim... where's that little crust of bread that was on my plate?  Did you eat it just now?

Amy: Yeah.  Why?

[terribly, horribly pregnant pause]

Amy: Si... why... ??

Simon: Well, you see... it dropped onto my lap and bounced onto the floor under the table.  So I picked it up with my toes before Jango could snag it.

Amy [aghast]: Oh god!  You mean I just ate your toe jam?!

[slightly less pregnant pause]

Amy: Gimme a kiss!

Comments

[Mark]

Dude, that is totally, completely, and in all ways... hilarious!!!

And that sentence was redundant and said the same thing more than once.

[Tal]

So funny! That's true love right there.

[Moksha Gren]

Exaclty, Tal...it'll never find its way onto a Hallmark card, but "I love you enough to laugh it off when I acidently eat your toe jam," actually says quite a bit.

Just keep an eye out for any mutant abilities Amy might start manifesting over the next few days. This is how thoese things happen, ya know.

[Simon]

Mutant abilities would be way cool!

The pregnant pause (the first one) was mostly me trying not to burst out laughing. That was really funny last night and I just had to share it.

[Amy]

Thanks for sharing it with the world Si. I won't tell you what I threw in to dinner last night for revenge.