His oeuvre is monochromatic

Dex, bending his hotdog in half at the dinner table:

"Hey look!  A rainbow!  Hmmm, but it's only just one colour."

Comments

[Linda]

OMG! Can this possibly be??? Thank you, THANK YOU, Simon for spawning this child. My kind of people. There just are not enough of us in the world anymore. Yet AGAIN, I leave here smiling from ear to ear.
ps what's a oeuvre? is that like in an hor d'???

[Alvis]

He's a prodigy. You better have a university lined up. :)

That's very cute, a one color, wiener rainbow.

[Mark]

I want my monochromatic rainbow wiener, and I want it now!!

[Simon]

Linda,

oeuvre:
(n) : a work of art; the complete body of an artist's work
synonyms: end product, output

[Moksha Gren]

Van Gogh had his yellow phase. Dex will be remembered for his hot dog phase.

But, I think Dex may have just stumbled onto a million dollar idea, Si. KIds would gobble up rainbow dogs. And why stop there? I mean...clowns can make just about anything out of long thin balloons that are really not much different than a long sausage-type link. A foot-long hot dog could be twisted into a little doggy or any number of other fun things. Big money, dude.

Also, Linda makes a good point. "His oeuvre is hors d'oeuvre"

[Linda]

I'd hold off on Mokker's idea... as good as it sounds. Some things are just better not-messed-with. Case in point- Heinz Green Ketchup.
(Si, sit back and relax for awhile. I have a feeling these comments are going to add up into the three-digit category. You won't have to post for a week. Course, I've been wrong aboot this sort of thing before...)

[Paula]

Someday, then, you should take Declan on the ferry that travels between Vermont and Yarmouth, Nova Scotia where pride of place in the snack bar are bubble-gum pink hotdogs. You can imagine the result of viewing such fluorescent freaks of nature while in the grip of serious seasickness....