Just as we finished supper...

...Amy turned to me with a wry expression on her face and said:

"So, uh, 'BANG!', Simon."

Busted.

Comments

[Mark]

Ouch. Nicely played, Amy. Here's hoping your couch allows you to stretch out, Simon.

[Paul]

Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Damn.

[Moonshot]

Simon -
Amy sounds like my kind of gal:)
I tried to read Moby Dick a few years ago and just couldn't get into it. That's unusual for me as I'm addicted to reading and will pick up just about anything between two covers and indulge. You've inspired me to try again.

[Moksha Gren]

Well, Luckily we know that your couch is comfy enough for Uncle Buster to sleep through Tavish squeals. So, you should be fine.

Course, there's always the chance that Amy was actually impressed with the wit and humor of your post. Perhaps she was made amorous by the bravery you showed by spinning that chamber.

...Perhaps.

[Moksha Gren]

Between work interuptions, I took so long to write my comment that I missed the fact that my wife posted while I was composing. So, I'd like to go back and draw attention to way all the guys posted praise for Amy's positive use of sexual incentive. My lovely Moonshot, however, only chimes in with cheers when Amy has busted poor Simon and now seems to be retracting those same incentives.

Poor, poor Moksha ;)

[Cheeseburger Brown]

Dear Simon,

That hilarious. You set 'em (slash you) up, she knocks 'em (slash you) down.

Love,
Cheeseburger Brown

[Linda]

So, just exactly where you sportin' that bullet hole, up high or down low??? And what might you expect your recovery time to be? ;-)

[velocibadgergirl]

HA!

Nice. :D I came back over just to check and see if you'd escaped detection.