who IS Simon Fraser, really?

Taking the lead from Paul, I felt I needed to explore who I really was.

So I went here.

The results will shock you.

I've highlighted my favourite result, but I can't say I like how it ends...

simon fraser is now offering a certificate in applied human nutrition
simon fraser is captain robert mellis
simon fraser is considered to be the father or grandfather
simon fraser is committed to the principle of equity
simon fraser is not number one
simon fraser is no joke
simon fraser is president
simon fraser is no longer in the naia
simon fraser is ranked eighth in the national poll
simon fraser is not an ice
simon fraser is just 1%
simon fraser is big and talented up front
simon fraser is a low growing rose
simon fraser is the early transcendentals one
simon fraser is extremely competitive
simon fraser is not even on the same level as the ducks
simon fraser is part of my lifelong dream
simon fraser is another low shrub that is useful
simon fraser is running two new nights of comedy
simon fraser is the defending champion
simon fraser is unparalleled in canada
simon fraser is also looking at recalculating standards
simon fraser is shot and killed

Comments

[Paula]

Aw, I think you could easily deliver a week's worth of comedy.

[Tasha]

I apparently don't exist. :(

[Mark]

"simon fraser is another low shrub that is useful"

Now that's a good one.

I did mine, and my favorites were:
mark williams is senior lecturer in english at the university of canterbury
mark williams is a much needed dose of common sense in an entertaining package

I would love to be either of those.

[marian]

I don't exist either, but Rick is said to have the biggest penis in the band. He's also the original hairless hat man, who will make you laugh. And he still washes with naptha.

[rick]

Those first two traits are not completely unrelated to the compulsive naptha bathing.

[Paula]

Tasha, just try your first name. But I wager you won't have such eerily appropriate gems as this:

Paula is not happy to leave all her toronto friends behind and move to edmonton after her grandmother dies

Ok, barring the fact that I don't have a live grandmother, evidently I'm reluctantly becoming Simon's neighbour!