I found out what my third 'good' free thing was.
Driving home Tuesday morning from having redeemed a Christmas aesthetic appointment, courtesy of my wife, I stopped off again at Timmy Ho's for a coffee and an iced cap.
And a single double chocolate doughnut for the rest of my ride home that I would be sure to eat before my wife saw it.
I topped off my order with a 'pretty please'. The cashier, struck by my courtesy, said that I deserved a second doughnut just for that. I thought she was kidding. She wasn't. So I got a free doughnut for being nice.
Sort of ironic then that I was sure to eat them both in the truck before getting home to my wife and progeny.
You see, I'm not nearly so nice about sharing chocolate doughnuts as I am about ordering them.