Eight above freezing
Not a flake of snow around
Whither winter went?
Little Bro visit
Ripped out spare room carpeting
Now buy laminate
Declan had the croup
Slept on the sofa two nights
Damn! Crink in my neck
Presents at Granny's
Bacon, eggs, toast, family
Only ate first three
Big turkey dinner
Forced myself to eat dessert
Tryptophan snooze time!!
Boxing day at Dad's
Dex hid goldfish in his shirt
Crackers... not real fish
Bought me some new clothes
Pants for work and shirts and stuff
No more breezy crotch
Paint the walls
Pull many staples from floor
Watch short "How-To" tape
Green, soft underlay
Watch that stupid tape again
Laminate flooring!!
New Year's eve at home
Rented The Dukes of Hazzard
Saw me some boobies!
Wife in bed early
Watched some DVD extras
Um, Happy New Year?
Two whole weeks off work
Lamentably now it ends
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind...
Your brain is totally working Dude. My favorite haiku was number four, glad you didn't munch your kin.
Also, I think we had the same New Years Eve. Mine was so bad I decided to re-celebrate last night with Mark Knopfler, shrimp cocktail and yummy Peche' Labic (Is that what it was???) Belgian Peach Ale. OMG YUM. Way better night...
Posted by: Linda | Monday, 02 January 2006 at 10:27 AM
Ah, yes, Haiku.
Spent New Year's Eve with the wife's family, and nobody in the house stayed up until midnight. I was the latest, and I hit the sheets at 11:30 p.m. Pretty sad crew, especially considering that only a few years ago I got some classic video of drunk uncles singing "Mac the Knife" on a home karaoke machine.
Posted by: Mark | Monday, 02 January 2006 at 01:07 PM
For gawd's sake, what a typo I made, it's Peche Lambic, not "Labic". What the heck was I thinking??? *totally red face*
Posted by: Linda | Monday, 02 January 2006 at 03:13 PM