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Wednesday, 29 June 2005



I'd like to be a fly on your wall tonight when you bring home flowers and a clear (sort of) conscience.

I strongly urge you to get a grip and be VERY circumspect in what you choose to get her or you'll be explaining into the wee small hours why you showed up with flowers, candy, gifts, etc...

After she gets done pounding you into a bloody pulp for cheating on her, that is.

I'm just saying, y'know?

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