In an incredibly hilarious send-up of Little Golden Books childrens' books (and who didn't have any when they were younger?), I would be horribly remiss in NOT sharing the following link.
There is a LGB by the title of: My Little Golden Book About GOD.
Well, this here fella translated it to its true format:
My Little Golden Book About ZOGG.
And remember, draining humans of their spinal nectar will build strength.
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