Simian Farmer: 10 things I have done that you probably haven't

In an idea-theft from Jaquandor (though to be fair to myself, he also got it from elsewhere), here are ten things I've done that I'd be willing to bet a million Monopoly dollars that you haven't:

I stole a pair of chopsticks from just about every restaurant I visited when I was in China for two weeks in 1989. I still have most of them.
For that matter, I've walked the Great Wall of China. Beat that!!
I once had the ability to drink a pint of beer followed in rapid succession by a bottle of beer in a total of 10 seconds. This falls under the category of 'What I Learned in University'.
I've driven 22 hours straight from Calgary, Alberta to Las Vegas, Nevada down Interstate 15. In a motorhome.
Celebrated New Year's Eve, 1999, on the Las Vegas strip with a couple hundred thousand of my closest friends. We partied like it was 1999. I was sotally tober. (And if anyone from that actual trip happens to read this, I'll have to change this entry.)
Once had puke rained down on me from two girls dangling in the car above mine on a ferris wheel.
Had the extreme tip of my right thumb lopped off by having it caught in the chain of an exercise bike. It was dangling by a bit of skin and was sewn back on. My mother and two nurses had to hold me down so the doctor could give me a needle right in the joint between thumb and forefinger. THAT hurt!
I've donated blood 39 times. That's enough to completely drain my body three times over.
I once shouted the lyrics to 'God Bless America' at the top of my lungs in a room full of strangers in Lake Tahoe.
I ate at a restaurant where dinner for four ended up costing over $500 US. We then went for a night-time helicoptor ride.