Tonight's dinner highlight:
Declan: Hey Dad, Mommy hurt her toe today!
Me: Yes... she told me when I got home.
Declan: Yeah! On the frikkin' stairs!
Add to this Declan's recent sore throat making him sound like a pre-pubescent Tom Waits, and hilarity ensued.
Awesome. 100% awesome.
Posted by: Jayson Merryfield | Tuesday, 29 April 2008 at 07:17 PM
Now that's accidental comedy gold at its finest. I have a good one about Benjamin, but it must wait -- for another post that has begged to see light finally will.
Posted by: Mark | Tuesday, 29 April 2008 at 09:43 PM
*LOL* Be careful what you say around the little ones.. they learn SO quickly!
Sorry to hear about Mrs Simon's toe...
Posted by: Dave | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 05:09 AM
Hurray for pre-pubescent Tom Waits. Although if thsi similarity continues, Dex's make-believe could get a little creepy.
"And this stick over here is the old bloody ax handle that Racoon Jack beat the one-eyed kid to death with, Daddy."
"That's...um...cute, Dex."
Posted by: Moksha Gren | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 01:08 PM
Whew, so I'm not the only one whose kid talks like this? While leaving the house awhile ago, she shouted out, "Let's get outta this fricken place!" And she's used fricken ever since. Ah, well. I suppose it's better than the alternative F-word.
Posted by: andi | Wednesday, 30 April 2008 at 04:34 PM
Boy after my own heart.
Posted by: JuJubee | Friday, 02 May 2008 at 08:44 AM
Happy birthday to the little monkey!
Posted by: Paula | Sunday, 04 May 2008 at 08:18 AM